Jordan was never overly thrilled by the idea of Fart Spray plaguing not only the OFFICE, but his LUNGS. Even so, he undoubtedly found that the infestation of the revolting smell brought a great deal of unexplained thrill to the boss man. ESPECIALLY when with James. Taking the hem of his shirt, he pulled it safely over his nose and shoved a hand back as if to protect him. He began backing up.
❝ I would if I could, James !❞
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IT WAS DEX’S IDEA !! Oh fuck me, it stinks of buttholes and shit !
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This was why it would probably have been the best idea to actually close the door after trying to nonchalantly prank Aleks while he was editing – he should have learnt his lesson the last time it happened but if there was anything James loved, it was fucking over the other guys in the office. He let out uneasy yet surprisingly hysterical laughter as he began to step back, using his free hand to attempt to waft the smell further down the hall.
Judging by the amount of yelling and banging coming from the office, others must think somebody was literally getting the shit beat out of them. Honestly, it wasn’t really that far off – it was the beloved Liquid Ass spray, which James both and hated at the same time. He took Jordan’s advice and moved behind him, his hood pinched over his nostrils as some form of a gas mask.
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