MOOSE.

           ❝ James, are you kidding me? ❞

         ❝ Am I kidding YOU? Are YOU kidding ME? ❞

MOOSE.

              ❝ Really? I thought that was the best part? And no,
              goddamnit, I said I was borrowing it for something
              until you came all up in here interrupting me. ❞

               ❝ Oh, well I am terribly sorry for interrupting whatever
               probey-probe bullshit you’ve got going on in here. Please
               —- do not let me stop you. ❞

MOOSE.

           ❝ Yes, that’s exactly what I’m using it for. You got that exactly right.
           I get a big banana the first thing I wanna do is shove it up my ass –
           you got me there, James. ❞

         ❝ Can I have the fucking thing back or not? It
         better not have your shit on it either. ❞

BUTTHOLE.

               Due to Aleks’ fit of laughter, he found that stopping was
               nearly impossible. Though, as James slammed his FIST
               down upon the desk, the younger jumped at the sudden noise
               but only began to laugh HARDER.

      ❝ Y-Yes ! You’re so f..fucking stupid ! ❞

              All James could do at this point was wheeze for an extended amount
              of time before slapping his hands across his face, rocking backward
              and forward a little in his seat. He then sat back, taking in the disaster
              before him once again as he listened to the other practically suffocate
              next to him. He shook the mouse a little as he hovered it over the knife,
              only to see that it was– just his luck– well-worn.

                       ❝ FUCK! Gabe– Gabe please! Don’t do this to me! ❞

STEFANI.

❝ Hmm..has anyone ever pranked you? I mean, it seems likely that someone would want revenge. ❞

               { she gave a small roll of her shoulders, setting up the camera as she had seen the others do many times, trying her best to remember how. she managed to get it ready, whenever he was. }

         ❝ Stefani—- you’ve been here long enough to know that near
         enough everyone in this office is absolute shit at that sort of
         stuff. Like, remember the fart spray incident? Fair enough I
         was apart of that but those guys were bringing me down. ❞

                    As soon as he saw that Stefani was ready, he gave her a small
                    nod before beginning to make his way down to Jordan’s office.
                    He appeared to be in the middle of a recording session, which
                    actually made things a lot easier seeing as though he’d probably
                    be distracted.

STEFANI.

❝ Okay, fine fine, I’ll trust you.  ❞  [ she picked up the camera, adjusting her hands a little bit so she felt at least a little comfortable holding it. she wasn’t very good with cameras, but stefani is a little camera shy. she hummed slightly. ] 

                ❝ Are you guys always so eager to prank each other?  ❝

           ❝ Well, considering how easy it is to fuck with Jordan —- and how
           goddamn funny it is once he’s been fucked with, ‘eager’ is probably
           putting it lightly. Once you see him and his office covered in this shit,
           you’ll get what I mean. ❞

                   As long as it wasn’t James who was getting screwed over, he was pretty
                   much in for anything. There was always something about pranks that excited
                   James – whether it be the reaction of the victim, or the anticipation of setting
                   everything up to begin with.. Either way, James was always down for that.
                   Especially when it came to emptying can after can or silly string all over
                   another’s office.

STEFANI.

❝ Fine, okay, Jordan pranking expert. But if he gets mad it’s definitely not my fault, and if it messes up that’s not my fault either. ❞

[ stefani let her eyes wander over to the camera. ]  ❝ If it doesn’t mess up, we should put it on YouTube. I’ll record. ❞ [ she offered lightly. ]

           ❝ Trust me, this is gonna work. He’s too fucking tied up in his stupid
           case openings to notice us —- and don’t worry about Jordan getting
           mad, he’s about as intimidating as a goddamn ant, seriously. ❞

                         James follows her eyes and nods. He really did get a kick out
                         of screwing Jordan over, even if in the most insignificant of ways.
                         He gets the chance to kick over his monitor? He’ll do it. Throw
                         some of his shit away? Will definitely do it. He’d almost never let
                         an opportunity like that slide.

             ❝ Holy shit, I can’t wait to see his reaction to this. ❞

STEFANI.

                ❝ Do you really think Jordan is that much of an idiot? He wouldn’t fall for something that dumb. ❞

          ❝ Absolutely. Jordan would trip over his own asshole if
          he believed there was something there that he wanted.
          Trust me, he’s that much of an idiot. ❞

BUTTHOLE.

             A fit of giggles the younger man was as he observed
             James’ priceless expression. A smile was spread on
             his innocent lips, plaguing the entire room with his 
             bullshittery. Trolling was his game and at this moment,
             he was drowning in it. Nodding, a few more giggles left
             his lips.

                ❝ — Y-Yeah !  It really is ! ❞ Pausing to catch
                     his breath, he leaned onto James’ shoulder,
                     gently pressing his forehead to it.  
    
                                      ❝ It looks like fucking shit ! ❞

                The sudden weight on James’s shoulder caused him to shift forward
                 a little, though he maintained the disgruntled expression on his face.
                 He turned to look at Aleks, then back at the monitor, two times over
                     —- before punching the desk out of sheer frustration.

        ❝ Aleksandr !! Is this how you treat your friends, huh ?? You laugh at their
       misfortune ?? Look at this piece of shit before me, this is what I have to
       deal with. Aleksandr. I cannot believe you right now – I cannot belieeeve you. ❞

KEVIN.

               “ Hey it’s no problem. Operations can be finicky things James.
                  Truuust me. You’ll get fixed up though. I’m sure of it. It just
                  takes a bit. You know that one saying right? Something along
                  the lines of ‘Time heals all wounds.’ “

             ❝ Not when my fucking backbone snaps in half ‘cause of all the
             shit I’m made to do. Sitting on my ass all day isn’t helping at all
             but neither is rushing around everywhere – I lose either way,
             when you think about it. ❞